26 September 2008


The gal who sits next to me has a teenage daughter. She recently received an email regarding the homecoming dance. I think it speaks for itself . . .


To: Trabuco Hills High School Students and Parents
From: Trabuco Hills Administration
Date: September 12, 2009
Subject: Homecoming Disco Dance

Friday, Sept. 19 is the Disco Dance in the gym from 9:30-11:30 p.m. for TH students only! Disco attire is a must; however, dress code does apply. Starting next Monday, Sept. 15 pay for the dance and save big during lunch. Cost will be $5 with ASB Card and $10 without . . . Reminders! You need to have a current ID Card when you pay and also at the dance. Make sure you leave your valuables at home. There is no storage at the dance. Also, you will be searched before entering the dance.

NO FREAK DANCING! Freaking includes riding legs, bending over, feet off the ground or front to back dancing. There must be visible separation between partners during fast dancing.

CONSEQUENCE: Removal from dance, parents contacted and NO HOMECOMING DANCE for you!


BookBuster said...

Then where will all the freaks dance? This strikes me as freak-ist.

Anonymous said...

I thought this was called hoochie dancing!